{"product_id":"oinkonomics-the-ruthless-real-estate-strategy-game","title":"Oinkonomics: The Ruthless Real Estate Strategy Game","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: 1.1em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to Gosling, where the rent is high and the piglets play dirty.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMonopoly meets fairy-tale extortion.\u003c\/strong\u003e Outmaneuver, evict, and out-build your rivals in a cutthroat race to dominate the real estate empire of Gosling!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎲 Game At A Glance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlayers:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 – 5 Players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlay Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 – 45 Minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Age:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplexity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fast-paced, high-strategy card game with intense table talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🏡 Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Gosling—where classic nursery rhyme figures turn into corrupt landlords and shady tenants. In \u003cstrong\u003eOinkonomics\u003c\/strong\u003e, your goal is simple: \u003cstrong\u003ebe the first player to own three Brick Flats.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart your empire with a humble Straw Shack. Shake down your neighbors for rent, draw cards from three distinct decks, manage your bankroll through The Market, and upgrade your holdings into Stick Cabins and Brick Flats. But keep your wits about you—in Gosling, your opponents are always looking to sabotage your properties, swap your tenants, or huff and puff your hard work away!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🔥 Key Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3-Tier Property Progression:\u003c\/strong\u003e Upgrade your real estate empire from Straw Shacks ($1 base rent) to Stick Cabins ($2 base rent) and finally to Brick Flats ($3 base rent).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3-Deck Strategy System:\u003c\/strong\u003e Strategically draw from the Property\/Tenant Deck, Action Deck, or Money Deck to build your engine or shut down rivals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDynamic \"The Market\" Economy:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the shared Market discard pile to make exact change, execute currency swaps ($3 → $2, $1), or scrap properties for quick emergency cash when rent is due.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRuthless \"Take-That\" Gameplay:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharge rent through aggressive Shakedowns whenever you hold more property types than an opponent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeploy devastating Action Cards like \u003cem\u003eHuff \u0026amp; Puff\u003c\/em\u003e (destroys a property), \u003cem\u003eSwindle\u003c\/em\u003e (steals cards), or \u003cem\u003eBurst Pipes\u003c\/em\u003e (blocks rent collection).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDodge debt at the last second with counter-cards like \u003cem\u003eShort Change\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Tenant Synergies:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recruited tenants add game-changing abilities and rent boosts—like \u003cem\u003eHumpty Dumpty\u003c\/em\u003e (+3 rent bonus, but penalizes you if evicted) or \u003cem\u003eSarah Hutt\u003c\/em\u003e (immune to standard $2 evictions).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRich Narrative World:\u003c\/strong\u003e Created by author Brad LaMar and featuring retro 1920s Art Deco artwork by award-winning illustrator Mark Kenji Gonzales.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📦 What’s In The Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e108 Total Game Cards:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e36 Money Cards ($1, $2, and $3 bills)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e33 Property Cards (Straw Shacks, Stick Cabins, Brick Flats)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e23 Action Cards (Sabotage, Evictions, Permits, and Swindles)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e16 Unique Tenant Cards (Featuring iconic Gosling locals like Humpty Dumpty, Otis, Chip Weasel, and The \"Dish\" \u0026amp; The \"Spoon\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5 Quick-Start Game Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e (with QR link to the full rulebook)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 Master Rulebook \u0026amp; Setup Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e💡 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're hosting family game night or looking for a high-stakes, interactive card game for game night with friends, \u003cstrong\u003eOinkonomics\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers quick turns, deep strategy, and non-stop table drama!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Respect your turn, swindle with style, and remember: the rent's too high, but so is the drama!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Narrative Retail","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52861240541368,"sku":"GOZ_OINK","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0524\/0202\/8728\/files\/OINKONOMICS_ront.png?v=1791954777","url":"https:\/\/narrativeretail.com\/products\/oinkonomics-the-ruthless-real-estate-strategy-game","provider":"Narrative Retail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}