JOIN THE HUSTLE!

The neighborhood is changing fast. Leave your email below to get notified the second the first print run hits the streets and ready to hand us your dough!

WELCOME TO GOSLING. WHERE FRIENDSHIPS GO TO DIE.

The rents are sky-high and the piglets play dirty. OINKONOMICS is the ruthless real estate card game of pork and profit.

Be the first to build three Brick Flats by extorting your rivals, playing dirty Action Cards, and wiping out their properties. Rise to high on the hog... but watch your back, sweetheart.

The market is heating up. Drop your email below to get notified when we launch in Q3 2026!

SWINDLE YOUR FRIENDS. BUILD YOUR EMPIRE.

Your goal is simple: Be the first to own three Brick Flats.

But getting there means shaking down tenants for rent, stacking your property empire, managing your bankroll, and laying down some sneaky sabotage.

Rise from scrappy piglet to high on the hog... but watch your back, sweetheart.

HOW TO PLAY DIRTY

Shake Down

Choose an opponent and shake them down if you own at least one more Property type than they do. Add tenant bonuses to milk your opponents for every juicy penny. No tears in Gosling, sugarplum!

Build Your Empire

Place down properties to keep your empire growing. Start with a Straw Shack, upgrade to Stick Cabins, and finally build Brick Flats.

Sabotage

Play Action Cards to steal, evict, sabotage, and generally make life miserable for your rivals. Anything goes as long as the rules say so.

NURSERY RHYMES. NEIGHBORHOOD CRIMES.

Humpty Dumpty

Slap him on a property for a massive +3 rent bonus, but watch out—evicting him leaves a mess and costs you a card from your hand.

Itsy Spider

This jazz-playing arachnid lets you discard an action to draw two more cards, keeping your hand full and your options open.

Otis

Need a better property? Otis lets you swap your paired property with an opponent's to steal their setup and clear away any pesky sabotage.

Jack & Kate Sprat

Pair this ruthless duo with a top-tier Brick Flat for a solid +2 rent bonus that will bleed your rivals dry.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO HUSTLE

What’s in the Box?

📦 35 Property Cards (Straw Shacks, Stick Cabins, and Brick Flats)

🦹 16 Tenant Cards (Like Humpty Dumpty and Otis)

🃏 23 Action Cards (For all your sneaky sabotage)

💵 34 Money Cards (To keep your pockets jingling)

📜 1 Official Gosling Rulebook

GET THE INSIDE TRACK!

Don't get caught short-changed. Join the syndicate today for VIP launch perks, exclusive card reveals, and early-bird discounts before the market opens this September.

What the Playtesters Are Saying

Side effects include ruined friendships, elevated heart rates, and holding grudges.
I lost all my properties to a Wolf, got extorted for rent, and haven't spoken to my brother since. 10/10 game night.
Anonymous Playtester
You're NEVER safe. I was on a winning streak with 2 Bricks and 1 Stick, until my friend blue-shelled me with a Huff & Puff. That really stung!
Anonymous Male Playtester
This game was pretty fun!! Expect a lot of screaming. Expand fast and don't forget to play the action cards to your advantage.
Anonymous Female Playtester

AN AWARD-WINNING COLLABORATION

Oinkonomics brings the gritty underworld of the Goz Tales universe straight to your tabletop.

  • The Story: Created by Brad LaMar, an award-winning, bestselling author known for building rich, immersive fantasy worlds.

  • The Design & Art: Engineered by Kenji Gonzales, an award-winning industry veteran and illustrator who managed art for massive hits like Castle Age and took home Best Character Design honors in Paul Baker's animated short Rude Sleeping Beauty.

Together, they’ve built a ruthless card game that plays just as beautifully (and brutally) as it looks.

THE PIGS FLY THIS SEPTEMBER. SECURE YOUR CUT.

Don't get left behind in a Straw Shack. Join the VIP mailing list today to secure exclusive updates, launch-day alerts, and sneak peeks before the market officially opens.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

The market is heating up and the wolves are already circling!

Enter your email to secure your spot in Gosling before the properties are gone.