WELCOME TO GOSLING. WHERE FRIENDSHIPS GO TO DIE.
The rents are sky-high and the piglets play dirty. OINKONOMICS is the ruthless real estate card game of pork and profit.
Be the first to build three Brick Flats by extorting your rivals, playing dirty Action Cards, and wiping out their properties. Rise to high on the hog... but watch your back, sweetheart.
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SWINDLE YOUR FRIENDS. BUILD YOUR EMPIRE.
Your goal is simple: Be the first to own three Brick Flats.
But getting there means shaking down tenants for rent, stacking your property empire, managing your bankroll, and laying down some sneaky sabotage.
Rise from scrappy piglet to high on the hog... but watch your back, sweetheart.
HOW TO PLAY DIRTY
Shake Down
Choose an opponent and shake them down if you own at least one more Property type than they do. Add tenant bonuses to milk your opponents for every juicy penny. No tears in Gosling, sugarplum!
Build Your Empire
Place down properties to keep your empire growing. Start with a Straw Shack, upgrade to Stick Cabins, and finally build Brick Flats.
Sabotage
Play Action Cards to steal, evict, sabotage, and generally make life miserable for your rivals. Anything goes as long as the rules say so.
NURSERY RHYMES. NEIGHBORHOOD CRIMES.
Humpty Dumpty
Slap him on a property for a massive +3 rent bonus, but watch out—evicting him leaves a mess and costs you a card from your hand.
Itsy Spider
This jazz-playing arachnid lets you discard an action to draw two more cards, keeping your hand full and your options open.
Otis
Need a better property? Otis lets you swap your paired property with an opponent's to steal their setup and clear away any pesky sabotage.
Jack & Kate Sprat
Pair this ruthless duo with a top-tier Brick Flat for a solid +2 rent bonus that will bleed your rivals dry.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO HUSTLE
What’s in the Box?
📦 35 Property Cards (Straw Shacks, Stick Cabins, and Brick Flats)
🦹 16 Tenant Cards (Like Humpty Dumpty and Otis)
🃏 23 Action Cards (For all your sneaky sabotage)
💵 34 Money Cards (To keep your pockets jingling)
📜 1 Official Gosling Rulebook
What the Playtesters Are Saying
AN AWARD-WINNING COLLABORATION
Oinkonomics brings the gritty underworld of the Goz Tales universe straight to your tabletop.
- The Story: Created by Brad LaMar, an award-winning, bestselling author known for building rich, immersive fantasy worlds.
- The Design & Art: Engineered by Kenji Gonzales, an award-winning industry veteran and illustrator who managed art for massive hits like Castle Age and took home Best Character Design honors in Paul Baker's animated short Rude Sleeping Beauty.
Together, they’ve built a ruthless card game that plays just as beautifully (and brutally) as it looks.
THE PIGS FLY THIS SEPTEMBER. SECURE YOUR CUT.
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